Some parodies ...

Amitabh : waqt ki bisaat par kismat ne jo mohre bichaaye the unka rukh palat gaya. Villain : Abe hindi mien bol ...

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Amitabh : Rishtey mein to hum tumhare baap lagte hain, naam hai shehenshah. Reply : Pee rakhi hai saale ne, as usual. Ab bina baat mein marega bhi.

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Gabbar : kitne aadmi the.
kaaliya : do sarkaar.
Gabbar : dayamax. ||
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Villain : ab tumari maa humare kabze mien hai. Hero : and teri mere kabze mien hai. Villain : bc. || FHFDS ||

उतार के फ़ेंक दो ये वर्दी और पहन लो बलवंत राय का पट्टा अपने गले में ...बलवंत राय के कुत्तों | सन्नी देवल || FHFDS

हाथों की लकीरों पर कभी भरोसा न करना , तकदीर तो उनकी भी होती है जिनके हाथ नहीं होते | FHFDS ||

Mohabbat bhi zindagi ki tarah hoti hai, har mod aasan nahi hota, har mod par khushi nahi milti.... Par jab hum zindagi ka saath nahi chodte to hum mohabbat ka saath kyon chhode ||

♫ Veeru : Kood jaaoonga, phaan jaaonga, mar jaaoonga.. Hat jaaOO... log : Are are .. ye kya kar rahe ho? Veeru : Wohi kar rahaa hun bhaiya jo majanoo ne lailaa ke liye kiyaa tha, raanzaa ne heer ke liye kiya tha romeo ne juliet ke liye kiya tha soosaaEt... SOOSAAET..

Bahut yaaraana lagta hai, eh - Gabbar Singh.

Waqt ki bisaat pe kismat ne jo mohre bichaaye the, unka rukh palat gaya. - Kaalia

Haan, main sign karoonga, lekin main akele sign nahin karoonga, main sabse pehle sign nahin karoonga. Jao pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne mera baap ko chor kaha tha; pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne meri maa ko gali deke naukri se nikal diya tha; pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne mere haath pe ye leekh diya tha..ye.. Uske BAAD, us ke baad, mere bhai, tum jahan kahoge main wahan sign kar doonga.

Agar tune mujhe phir se hath lagaya to hath todkar aisi jagah gusa dunga ke jindgibar khana khana bhi muhse padega aur nikalna bhi.

Nahi simran nahi, Bhaga to parayo se jaata hai...apno se bhaag kar hum jaate bhi to kahaaa - DDLJ SRK

Kaun kambakhat bardaasht karne ke liye peeta hai .

Bhagwan ka screenplay bhi aajeeb hai, kabhi kisi ko mukambal jaan nahi milta, you've witnessed the agonies of tragic love stories, you witnessed ecstasies of immortal love stories, its time you witness mine.

Are pagle, yeh to khushi ke aansoo hain.

" Mein kaheti hoon, door ho jaa meri nazron se"

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After hero handovers villain to police, inspector says "Ab jo kuch bhi kehna hai, police station jaa ke kehna"

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Heroine to Villan : Kutte, kamine! Choad(leave) de mujhe.

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Munni ko blood cancer ho gaya hai.

3. jug jug jiyo beta.

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Summer 2010 Dialogue Archive

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